Lorde Has Revived Her Onion Ring Instagram Account, and We're Here For the Sizzling Reviews
Welcome to onion ring Instagram, where the oil is hot, the breading is crispy, and Lorde reigns supreme. It's been over three years since Lorde took a hiatus from her Instagram account @onionringsworldwide, where she rates onion rings from different restaurants around the world, but the "Royals" singer is back with sizzling reviews. "Don't call it a crumb back," she captioned a post on Dec. 20, which featured a photo of two onion rings looking perfectly golden and crunchy. As far as 2020 goes, this has to be one of the top highlights for me, food-related or otherwise.
"I've got to be honest with you, this reviewer stopped ordering onion rings after her identity was leaked to the press in the great debacle of 2017," she captioned another post on the same day. "I'd get a smile and a wink from waitstaff — it got embarrassing, you know? But it occurred to me that some things are too good to let the internet spoil. Which brings us to the Crusty Crab fish and chip shop in beautiful Russell. Really good ring, sort of a reconstituted onion pulp situation but it conjured a Proustian nostalgia for days past. 3.5/5."
Lorde has already made four posts on the account since her return, so grab a napkin and see all of her honest onion ring reviews so far ahead.