Nicolas Cage Face Sequin Pillow
It happened when my friend texted me an Etsy link to a wine-themed sequin pillow. I looked at the pillow, feigned excitement over her purchase, and was ready to click out of the page when I saw them in the top right corner . . . Nicolas Cage sequin pillows. After gasping in horror, I cackled for a minute as I clicked through the various — yes, various — styles.
There's a pillow of Nicolas as Cameron Poe in Con Air with his scraggly, flowing hair, as well as general portraits of the actor from over the years and a particularly flattering Photoshop job. Ahead, check out a few of my personal favorites of these national treasures (I'll walk myself out).